Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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