sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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