new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
So gin and wine won't be happening again
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
