...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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