Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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