Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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