she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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