You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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