I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i used baking grease as lip gloss
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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