There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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