I wanna passion pit in your ass
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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