...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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