Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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