I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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