I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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