so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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