What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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