He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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