As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
its liver damage thursday
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