we made out on top of his cat.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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