ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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