Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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