Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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