I wannas sexs uuuuu
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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