The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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My penis needs a shock collar
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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