You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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