yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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