They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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