I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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