I didn't shave. On purpose
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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