I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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