i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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