just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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