do herpes really smell.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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