We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
