In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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