ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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