I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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