Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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