**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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