it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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