I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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