do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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