he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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