Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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