I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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