last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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