Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I understand Curling. That high.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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