just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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