I wanna bring you to show and tell
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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