Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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