If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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