ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Pants are for mortals
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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