I am puke
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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