Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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