my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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