dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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