got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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