When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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